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«Thank you, saviour, but I love my children and my wife, and I have never beaten them. Well, come on. And he ran off into the city, eating his heels

«I hope you know what you’re doing, honey?»

«If I only knew! Well, let’s go further, we still have a lady to save.

«I thought we were going to catch the leader of the bandits, and you only have ladies in your head.» Remember, after what I’ve heard, this lady won’t look at men for long.

I couldn’t argue with that. So I decided to enter the cave in silence with Blondie. The interior of the cave was filthy and damp, and as I walked a little deeper, I distinctly heard a woman’s screams. Realizing that he needed to act, he quickly ran deeper into the cave. There was a large space before me, four bandits sleeping quietly on their bunks near the fire, their screams coming from a small room further away. When I realized that there was nothing to do with these people, I incinerated the four bandits with my staff. With lightning speed, I ran into the small room, and a disgusting sight appeared before me. The fat bulk of nineteen a bespectacled, pimple-ridden girl of eighteen, twenty-eight days, and fifteen hours old was piled on top of her. (The sign with the date of birth was open.) My rage knew no bounds. Grabbing the carcass by the neck, I dragged it into a large room while it screamed and chanted. «Let go you brute, incineration spell, why doesn’t it work, lightning, no, it doesn’t work, but who are you. Okay, you bastard, the divine death spell. What are you, not one person or monster can survive this. Why are you carrying me to the fire? And I’m burning, burning. Damn you, and damn shafka, too. She bullied me at the academy, said I was fat and she’d rather sleep with a donkey than with me. But even if the flower is picked first, it will not show off. I’m dying. Dad, I’m sorry, I didn’t live up to your expectations.» That’s how the pig died.