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«I’ve never killed a dragon before.» Petka smiled, pulling out his red sword. Wyverns are a bit tough.

«Did you eat wyverns?»

«Silver cut off her tail and fed me. She said that this is a special ritual that increases male strength.

«Interesting. – I hope they are doing well in bed, they need a stable rear to take over the world.

A fifteen-meter-long Dragon completely red with a smile on its face landed near us. He wagged his tail several times, scratched the sand with his claws, and we stood motionless with our swords drawn.

«You’re not cowards. I don’t like coward meat, it’s tough. Such heroes are nice to eat. I am Zmey Gorynych (exact age unknown, but more than 10,000 years old) from the Russian city of Novgorod, although you local shafki don’t even know where it is. That’s where the heroes were. As soon as they give you a kick in the teeth, you’ll fly away to Syzran. There were battles there. And then what, some weaklings with magic. As long as Merlin didn’t send me here (the Basurman tore off my two heads and left one) along with other magical creatures, I was fine. He spoiled the girls in human form. I beat Koshchei in the balls, and I did the same to Nightingale the robber. It was fun. I was daydreaming, reminiscing, so to speak. It’s time to eat you.