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– With insufficient physical activity, one gram of fat is burned in…
– To hell! Lucy, I love you!
– I don’t even know your name!
MY NAME IS PEPPER.
Love tadpoles
– Oh, these hummans! – said a tall frog in a lilac raincoat and sat down on a station stool. There was half an hour before the arrival of her dear uncle, and after wandering around the peron in good anticipation, she settled down near the window of the cafe.
– It is served to eat!
– What is it, waiter?
– Little green ones.
The tears in the frog’s eyes did not at all mean that she understood French well, and after leafing through the dictionary, the frog calmed down that this dialogue could mean anything, but not what she thought in fright.
– Green, you say?
– Yes, monsieur. Your favorite paws.
Making a surprised face, the frog grunted and squealed to the entire station this ugly word, which was dissolved in the whistles of an approaching steam locomotive.
– Pe… to… fi… tu!
Scam love letter
Young lady (fill in the necessary), after 2 days of unrequited love for you, I finally understood…